How To Become an Absolute Dumbass

Jan 18, 2026

Oversimplify

If taxes rise any more, all the capital will simply fly away to Ireland or Monaco.

Extrapolate to infinity

The birth rate has been falling for quite some time, surely we are going extinct.

Make historical analogies

AI sceptics today are exactly like luddits in 19th century England.

Generalize your experience

I’ve been to Egypt once and my guide scammed me. Arabs can’t be trusted.

Guess the numbers

80% percent of electricity comes from coal anyway, how can driving an EV help?

Stick to your own opinion

I don’t know dude, let’s just agree to disagree.